{"title":"Dad Shirts","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.faq-accordion details{border-bottom:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding:0}\n.faq-accordion details:last-of-type{border-bottom:none}\n.faq-accordion summary{font-weight:700;font-size:15px;cursor:pointer;padding:14px 0;list-style:none;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center}\n.faq-accordion summary::-webkit-details-marker{display:none}\n.faq-accordion summary::after{content:'+';font-size:20px;font-weight:400;color:#666;transition:transform .2s ease}\n.faq-accordion details[open] summary::after{content:'\\2212'}\n.faq-accordion details p{padding:0 0 16px;margin:0;font-size:14px;line-height:1.6;color:#555}\n.faq-accordion details p a{color:#333;text-decoration:underline}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDad Shirts\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost dad shirts feel like a Father's Day afterthought. Same five jokes, same heavy-handed fonts, same scratchy printed-on-Amazon vibe. Ours don't. Garment-dyed Comfort Colors apparel with original designs across pun humor, classic dad pride, and the niches he actually leans into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eClassic Dad Shirts, Tees He'll Actually Wear\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDad shirts in the classic-pride lane work for the kid who can't articulate \"thanks for raising me\" without weeping into birthday cake. Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/papa-bear-t-shirt-for-dad\"\u003ePapa Bear tee\u003c\/a\u003e set the template, a quiet flex that arrives garment-dyed soft from day one. The kind of shirt he folds into the regular rotation instead of saving for special occasions. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mt-favorite-people-call-me-dad-tee\"\u003eFavorite People Call Me Dad tee\u003c\/a\u003e does the sentimental thing without going maudlin. Browse our broader \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/graphic-tees\"\u003egraphic tees\u003c\/a\u003e for more designs in the same heavyweight Comfort Colors construction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Dad Pun Tees, The Joke Catalog Built In\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pun lineup is where decades of dad humor finally get vindicated. Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-dad-pun-fu-master-shirt\"\u003ePun-Fu Master\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/firewood-dad-pun-who-cut-one-shirt\"\u003eFirewood Dad Who Cut One\u003c\/a\u003e handle the wordplay he refuses to retire. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/sarcastic-hi-hungry-im-dad-t-shirt\"\u003eSarcastic Hi Hungry I'm Dad tee\u003c\/a\u003e immortalizes the bit he's been performing since 1994. Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton on these dad tees, garment-dyed color that deepens with every wash, and a joke catalog that finally has the right shirt drawer to live in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHobby \u0026amp; Lifestyle Dad Tees, Built Around His Actual Routine\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lifestyle lineup leans into what he's actually doing on a Saturday morning. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dad-smokeshow-funny-meat-smoker-t-shirt\"\u003eDad Smokeshow\u003c\/a\u003e for the backyard pit master who plans menus a month out. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/golf-father-shirt-the-godfather-movie-pun-tee\"\u003eGolf Father\u003c\/a\u003e for the Sunday tee time guarded with the seriousness of a Sicilian wedding. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/reel-fly-dad-fishing-t-shirt\"\u003eReel Fly Dad\u003c\/a\u003e for the angler who can read a riffle from fifty yards, and our broader \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fishing-t-shirts\"\u003efishing graphic tees\u003c\/a\u003e if his rod-and-reel obsession ranges further. Every dad tee here ages into his rotation, not out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat is garment-dyed apparel?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is dyed after it's sewn, not before. This gives Comfort Colors their signature soft, vintage, lived-in feel and rich color from day one. The color gets better with every wash, and slight color variations between pieces are normal and part of what makes each one unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eAre your dad shirts the same as typical dad graphic tees?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot even close. We print exclusively on Comfort Colors, one of the fastest-growing apparel brands in the country. Premium heavyweight garment-dyed apparel that's thicker, softer, and designed to last for years, not a single Father's Day cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow do I care for Comfort Colors garments?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors and a mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach, fabric softeners, and high heat. Wash separately the first time as the dye can bleed slightly. They only get softer with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDo Comfort Colors tees and sweatshirts shrink?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors are pre-shrunk during the garment-dye process, which significantly reduces future shrinkage. Stick with cold water and low heat in the dryer and you'll have no issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat is the fit style of Comfort Colors apparel?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed and slightly oversized with a casual fit. T-shirts are 6.1 oz. heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Hoodies are 9.5 oz. 80\/20 cotton-poly blend with a jersey-lined hood. Soft-washed so they feel broken-in from the first wear, not stiff or scratchy. See our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/comfort-colors-fit-guide\"\u003eComfort Colors fit guide\u003c\/a\u003e for full sizing details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWill the print fade, crack, or peel?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur designs are direct-to-garment (DTG) printed on pre-shrunk Comfort Colors garments, similar to screen printing but with sharper detail. Each garment is pretreated before printing, and the ink bonds directly into the ring-spun cotton fibers. No cracking, no peeling, no fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDo you offer free shipping?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe know shipping costs add up, so we pay shipping on U.S. orders over a set threshold. Just our way of saying thanks for shopping with a Maine company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDo you offer wholesale dad t-shirts?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. We offer bulk pricing on our dad t-shirts. Pricing is based on your specific order, and larger quantities mean better pricing. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact-us\"\u003eContact us\u003c\/a\u003e with your specific needs and quantities and we will put together a quote for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWill the colors match exactly what I see on screen?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct images are digital mockups and may differ slightly from the finished garment. Colors can appear different depending on your screen's settings, and because every Comfort Colors piece is individually garment-dyed, natural shade variation occurs between batches. Print placement and size may also shift slightly from the mockup. These variations are part of what makes garment-dyed apparel unique and are not considered defects. For full details, see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/color-and-print-info\"\u003ecolor and print information\u003c\/a\u003e page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"papa-bear-t-shirt-for-dad","title":"Papa Bear T Shirt For Dad","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePapa Bear T Shirt For Dad, Classic Graphic Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShow off dad status with this Papa Bear tee built for the guy who runs the pack. Printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton with a garment-dyed vintage finish, this one is soft from the start and tough enough for weekend duty. Browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bear-shirts\"\u003ebear shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for more rugged designs, or explore our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animal-shirts\"\u003eanimal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection for the full wildlife lineup. 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