This Bar Harbor hoodie's product description is brought to you today by Fake Stephen King:
"In the darkness of the world, there are places of light. Places where life is better, where the air is sweeter, the sun warmer. Bar Harbor, Maine is one such place, a beacon of hope in a world overrun by shadows. But, not everyone knows this yet, not everyone feels the pull of that light. So, you must take up the mantle, and spread the word.
This vintage Bar Harbor hoodie, this dark gray, black on black Bar Harbor sweatshirt with stenciled lettering, it's your weapon in this battle. Wear it with pride, let it be known that you come from this place of light, that you stand tall against the darkness.
Soft and warm, like a hug from a loved one, this hoodie is the perfect companion on chilly evenings. Made from a blend of pre-shrunk cotton and polyester, it's a combination of comfort and durability. The air-jet spun yarn provides a soft feel, while the double-lined hood and matching drawcord keep the cold at bay. The athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, the front pouch pocket, and the double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem, all attest to the quality of this garment.
But, beware, for like all things in life, it may shrink a bit if dried hot, so order a size up, or maybe two sizes up, if you like an especially oversized fit. And always remember, the light of Bar Harbor shines within you, and through you, into the world."