Don't Be An Assquatch Funny Bigfoot T-Shirt

Don't Be An Assquatch, Funny Bigfoot Novelty Tee

Some say the Bigfoot legend is nothing but a blurry photo and a tall tale swapped around the campfire, but this design knows better. Sasquatch is out there, and he's keeping score. The Don't Be An Assquatch tee brings woodland humor to Comfort Colors' buttery-soft, garment-dyed fabric. If you've been browsing our Bigfoot t-shirts collection, this one earns a permanent spot in the lineup.

It pairs perfectly with our Grassquatch banjo tee, stacks nicely alongside our Sasquat weight lifting shirt, and rounds out any cryptid wardrobe with our Classic Walking Bigfoot design.

About This Don't Be An Assquatch Tee

• Bold Humor Graphic eye-catching Bigfoot design with a punchy message that lands every time
• Comfort Colors Construction garment-dyed, pre-shrunk cotton with a broken-in feel straight from the bag
• Relaxed Unisex Fit roomy cut that works for every body type, great layered or worn solo
• Five Earthy Colorways vintage-inspired tones that keep the woodsy, off-the-grid vibe going

Makes a Great Gift For

Bigfoot believers and proud skeptics, fans of funny nature-themed apparel, cryptid enthusiasts, campers, hikers, anyone who appreciates outdoor humor, and the one person in every friend group who genuinely needs the reminder.