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Firewood Dad Who Cut One Funny Tee


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All 207 Threads apparel is printed exclusively on Comfort Colors garment-dyed fabric. If you've never worn Comfort Colors before, here's what to expect: a relaxed, slightly oversized fit that feels broken-in from the first wear. These are not slim-fit garments. They're designed to be comfortable, casual, and easy to layer.

Most customers find their usual size works perfectly for the signature relaxed fit. If you prefer something more fitted, size down. If you want an oversized, streetwear-style look, size up.

All measurements below are in inches and represent the garment laid flat. Because Comfort Colors are garment-dyed and preshrunk, expect minimal additional shrinkage with proper care (wash cold, tumble dry low).

T-Shirts (Style 1717)

Our go-to tee. 6.1 oz. heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Relaxed fit with a tubular body, twill-taped neck, and double-needle stitching throughout. Available in sizes S through 4XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.625

Hooded Sweatshirts (Style 1567)

Our heavyweight hoodie. 9.5 oz. 80/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester blend with a jersey-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 rib cuffs. Relaxed fit with a sideseamed body. Available in sizes S through 3XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 21 27.5 31.5
M 23 28.5 33.5
L 25 29.5 35.25
XL 26.5 30.5 36.75
2XL 28 31.5 38.25
3XL 29.5 32.5 39.25

Crewneck Sweatshirts (Style 1566)

Same heavyweight 9.5 oz. 80/20 cotton-poly blend as our hoodies, just without the hood. Sideseamed body, rolled forward shoulders, 1x1 rib collar, cuffs, and waistband. Relaxed fit. Available in sizes S through 3XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 21 27.5 31.5
M 23 28.5 33.5
L 25 29.5 35.25
XL 26.5 30.5 36.75
2XL 28 31.5 38.25
3XL 29.5 32.5 39.25

How to Measure

Chest Width: Lay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve Length: Measured from center back of the neck to the end of the sleeve cuff.

Fit Tips

True to size for a relaxed fit. Comfort Colors are designed to be roomy and comfortable, not slim or fitted. If you normally wear a Large in most brands, a Large here will give you that classic, laid-back fit with extra room in the shoulders and chest.

Want it more fitted? Size down one. A Medium in Comfort Colors fits closer to a standard Large in most brands.

Want it oversized? Go with your usual size or size up one for a looser, streetwear-style fit. Our hoodies and crewnecks are especially popular sized up as cozy beach layers.

Shrinkage: All Comfort Colors garments are preshrunk during the garment-dye process. With proper care (cold wash, low heat dry), you'll see minimal additional shrinkage. Avoid high heat, which is the main cause of shrinkage in any cotton garment.

Questions about sizing? Reach out to us and we're happy to help.

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Firewood Dad Tee, Funny Who Cut One Pun Graphic

There's a particular silence after the joke lands. He looks around, eyebrows up, waiting for someone to acknowledge it. The pun is on the lips of every dad who ever stood near a wood pile. Half the family rolls their eyes. The other half rolls them harder. Browse our dad t-shirts for more gifts that lean into the humor he's been workshopping since 1987.

Pair it with our This Is Not A Drill tee for the tool-shed humor it complements, and the Push It Real Good lawn mowing tee for the actual yard work that earned the pile.

Our Firewood Dad Tee Features

  • Funny Pun Graphic Vintage firewood stack illustration with hand-lettered Who Cut One callout
  • Comfort Colors Quality Garment-dyed heavyweight 100% ringspun cotton, soft from the first wash
  • Relaxed Unisex Fit True-to-size cut sized for splitting and stacking
  • Versatile Outdoor Staple Pairs with cargo shorts, jeans, or the chore-worn flannel

Our Graphic Tees Make Great Gifts For

Pun-loving dads, wood splitters, dads who think they invented the joke, Father's Day shoppers, birthday gift hunters, and the kids who learned to fake-laugh before they learned to ride a bike.