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Vintage Funny Dad Bod T-Shirt


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All 207 Threads apparel is printed exclusively on Comfort Colors garment-dyed fabric. If you've never worn Comfort Colors before, here's what to expect: a relaxed, slightly oversized fit that feels broken-in from the first wear. These are not slim-fit garments. They're designed to be comfortable, casual, and easy to layer.

Most customers find their usual size works perfectly for the signature relaxed fit. If you prefer something more fitted, size down. If you want an oversized, streetwear-style look, size up.

All measurements below are in inches and represent the garment laid flat. Because Comfort Colors are garment-dyed and preshrunk, expect minimal additional shrinkage with proper care (wash cold, tumble dry low).

T-Shirts (Style 1717)

Our go-to tee. 6.1 oz. heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Relaxed fit with a tubular body, twill-taped neck, and double-needle stitching throughout. Available in sizes S through 4XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.625

Hooded Sweatshirts (Style 1567)

Our heavyweight hoodie. 9.5 oz. 80/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester blend with a jersey-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 rib cuffs. Relaxed fit with a sideseamed body. Available in sizes S through 3XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 21 27.5 31.5
M 23 28.5 33.5
L 25 29.5 35.25
XL 26.5 30.5 36.75
2XL 28 31.5 38.25
3XL 29.5 32.5 39.25

Crewneck Sweatshirts (Style 1566)

Same heavyweight 9.5 oz. 80/20 cotton-poly blend as our hoodies, just without the hood. Sideseamed body, rolled forward shoulders, 1x1 rib collar, cuffs, and waistband. Relaxed fit. Available in sizes S through 3XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 21 27.5 31.5
M 23 28.5 33.5
L 25 29.5 35.25
XL 26.5 30.5 36.75
2XL 28 31.5 38.25
3XL 29.5 32.5 39.25

How to Measure

Chest Width: Lay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve Length: Measured from center back of the neck to the end of the sleeve cuff.

Fit Tips

True to size for a relaxed fit. Comfort Colors are designed to be roomy and comfortable, not slim or fitted. If you normally wear a Large in most brands, a Large here will give you that classic, laid-back fit with extra room in the shoulders and chest.

Want it more fitted? Size down one. A Medium in Comfort Colors fits closer to a standard Large in most brands.

Want it oversized? Go with your usual size or size up one for a looser, streetwear-style fit. Our hoodies and crewnecks are especially popular sized up as cozy beach layers.

Shrinkage: All Comfort Colors garments are preshrunk during the garment-dye process. With proper care (cold wash, low heat dry), you'll see minimal additional shrinkage. Avoid high heat, which is the main cause of shrinkage in any cotton garment.

Questions about sizing? Reach out to us and we're happy to help.

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Funny Dad Bod Tee, Vintage Dad Pride Graphic

It happened gradually. A few birthdays, a few thousand backyard dinners, a couple of late-night ice creams when nobody was looking. The dad bod isn't a flaw. It's a receipt. Every soft edge was earned, and he's not pretending otherwise. Browse our dad t-shirts for more gifts that meet him at the body he actually has, not the one his college poster wanted.

Pair it with our Dad Smokeshow tee for the backyard meals that built the silhouette, and the Snack Dealer tee for the late-night pantry runs that maintain it.

Our Funny Dad Bod Tee, What to Expect

  • Vintage Dad Pride Graphic Classic dad-bod illustration with hand-lettered Dad Bod wordmark, owned proudly
  • Comfort Colors Quality Garment-dyed heavyweight 100% ringspun cotton, soft from the first wash
  • Relaxed Unisex Fit True-to-size cut sized for the actual body he has
  • Versatile Wardrobe Staple Pairs with cargo shorts, joggers, or whatever cleared the laundry pile

Our Graphic Tees Make Great Gifts For

Proud dad-bod owners, fathers who never gave up dessert, Father's Day shoppers, birthday gift hunters, and the kids who finally accept that the soft hug they grew up on was a feature.