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If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Trucker Hat

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Richardson 112 Trucker Hat

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Go Milk a Bull Hat, Funny Statement Patch Cap

The If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull Hat is a trucker cap with a laser-engraved leather patch, handmade in our Maine workshop. Browse our full hats collection for more leather-patch designs. Some hats are quiet. This one says what it says. Plain-spoken humor, hand-engraved, ready for the next family barbecue or coffee-shop debate.

For another statement hat, pair it with our Black American Flag Hat. Same blackout-classic energy. Or the RIPPIN LIPS Bass Hat if your style runs more outdoorsman than commentary.

Our Go Milk a Bull Hat Features

Laser Engraved Original statement design laser engraved into a faux leather patch, won't crack, peel, or fade
Richardson 112 Trucker Structured 6-panel construction with mesh back and pre-curved visor
Seven-Position Snapback Dial in a clean fit, fits adult heads 22 to 24 inches (hat size 7 to 7 3/4)

Our Patch Hats Make Great Gifts For

The dad who's done with the news, the friend group's designated truth-teller, the gag-gift roundtable winner. Father's Day, birthdays, retirement, or just because.

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