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Medieval Dad Go Ask Your Mother Tee


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All 207 Threads apparel is printed exclusively on Comfort Colors garment-dyed fabric. If you've never worn Comfort Colors before, here's what to expect: a relaxed, slightly oversized fit that feels broken-in from the first wear. These are not slim-fit garments. They're designed to be comfortable, casual, and easy to layer.

Most customers find their usual size works perfectly for the signature relaxed fit. If you prefer something more fitted, size down. If you want an oversized, streetwear-style look, size up.

All measurements below are in inches and represent the garment laid flat. Because Comfort Colors are garment-dyed and preshrunk, expect minimal additional shrinkage with proper care (wash cold, tumble dry low).

T-Shirts (Style 1717)

Our go-to tee. 6.1 oz. heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Relaxed fit with a tubular body, twill-taped neck, and double-needle stitching throughout. Available in sizes S through 4XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.625

Hooded Sweatshirts (Style 1567)

Our heavyweight hoodie. 9.5 oz. 80/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester blend with a jersey-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 rib cuffs. Relaxed fit with a sideseamed body. Available in sizes S through 3XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 21 27.5 31.5
M 23 28.5 33.5
L 25 29.5 35.25
XL 26.5 30.5 36.75
2XL 28 31.5 38.25
3XL 29.5 32.5 39.25

Crewneck Sweatshirts (Style 1566)

Same heavyweight 9.5 oz. 80/20 cotton-poly blend as our hoodies, just without the hood. Sideseamed body, rolled forward shoulders, 1x1 rib collar, cuffs, and waistband. Relaxed fit. Available in sizes S through 3XL.

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 21 27.5 31.5
M 23 28.5 33.5
L 25 29.5 35.25
XL 26.5 30.5 36.75
2XL 28 31.5 38.25
3XL 29.5 32.5 39.25

How to Measure

Chest Width: Lay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve Length: Measured from center back of the neck to the end of the sleeve cuff.

Fit Tips

True to size for a relaxed fit. Comfort Colors are designed to be roomy and comfortable, not slim or fitted. If you normally wear a Large in most brands, a Large here will give you that classic, laid-back fit with extra room in the shoulders and chest.

Want it more fitted? Size down one. A Medium in Comfort Colors fits closer to a standard Large in most brands.

Want it oversized? Go with your usual size or size up one for a looser, streetwear-style fit. Our hoodies and crewnecks are especially popular sized up as cozy beach layers.

Shrinkage: All Comfort Colors garments are preshrunk during the garment-dye process. With proper care (cold wash, low heat dry), you'll see minimal additional shrinkage. Avoid high heat, which is the main cause of shrinkage in any cotton garment.

Questions about sizing? Reach out to us and we're happy to help.

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Medieval Dad Tee, Funny Go Ask Your Mother Graphic

Every kid heard it eventually. The four words that ended every escalating ask. He didn't always want to make the call, and routing the question to mom was a perfectly legal move in his parenting playbook. The medieval design just makes the line look as ancient as it actually is. Browse our dad t-shirts for more gifts that recognize the actual lines he's been using forever.

Pair it with our Straight Outta Patience tee for the days that exhausted the whole script, and the Pun-Fu Master tee for the comedy that always followed.

Our Medieval Dad Tee Features

  • Funny Medieval Graphic Vintage knight illustration with hand-lettered Go Ask Your Mother callout
  • Comfort Colors Quality Garment-dyed heavyweight 100% ringspun cotton, soft from the first wash
  • Relaxed Unisex Fit True-to-size cut built for sideline deflections and weekend escapes
  • Versatile Wardrobe Staple Pairs with denim, joggers, or the road-trip cargo shorts

Our Graphic Tees Make Great Gifts For

Classic deflection dads, parents-of-multi-stage interrogations, Father's Day shoppers, birthday gift hunters, and the kids who finally understand he was actually saving everyone a longer conversation.